jesuschristvevo:

i want to blow up my school but i dont want to get in trouble u feel me

volar-e:

i need 5 hours of tumblr to balance out my 5 minutes of studying 

sodamnrelatable:

Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:

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oomshi:

vegay:

dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????

this can be taken two ways

bigstupidbaby:

ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum